Pahk the Cah in Hahvahd Yahd.(Translation: Park your car in the Harvard Yard.) -Camille
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Me: Camille, did you empty all of the tooth flossers out into the bathroom drawer?
Camille: {smirk} No.
Dan: {hiding his face because he's laughing}
Me: Camille, be honest. Did you do that?
Camille: Yes.
Me: Thank you for being honest. Now come out of bed and clean it up.
Camille: Ok, Momma, here I come. I'm coming to fix it.
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Trying to beat Mom in Just Dance 2 (Wii Game) is like trying to beat Kevin Durant (in basketball) in Adidas shoes while you're barefoot. -Graham
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{In his best radio announcer voice} Hello. You're listening to Moody radio. And I'm moody. -Graham
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Moooom! Graham said he's going to nail my boyfriend. -Camille
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Ah... goo. -Lydia
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